i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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