Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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