OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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