I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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