Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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