Where are you?
In a non slutty way
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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