Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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