I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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