..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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