Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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