i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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