If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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