Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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