Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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