Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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