This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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