I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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