Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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