for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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