i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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