Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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