any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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