I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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