my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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