So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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