And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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