So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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