She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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