my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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