Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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