ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
NoShamevember. You game?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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