yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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