My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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