This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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