What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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