no, he came in my armpit
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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