We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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