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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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