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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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