I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Who died my cat blue again?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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