We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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