oh god the rape fog is back!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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