trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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