apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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