There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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