she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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