Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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