kristin has been a bad kristin
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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