Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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