He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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